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Avril Sucks The Face Off Of…Brody Jenner!?!?

WHAT???

When did this start up again? We thought you were letting your saliva hang loose in your ex-husband these days???

Boo, you whore!

Yesterday, Avril Lavigne was caught making out with Brody Jenner in his car in El Lay. After he gave her a thrill, they drove off, hopefully to explain to Deryck Whibley that they are back together again.

If not, he sure knows about it now!

So, are you going to pick one of them Avril or wait to see how many C-list boyfriends you can collect before they wise u

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Avril & Brody, Still On

Last night, Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner were spotted leaving the Red Rock bar in Hollywood.

The two were reportedly there for hours drinking while Avril chose to go for the vodka tonic and Brody for some beer.

Witnesses even caught the two kissing a few times and holding hands throughout the night.

As for Avril, apparently she was too tipsy to remember to tie her shoelaces as she almost tripped on them on the way out of the club.

But the oddest part of all, Brody's mother Linda Thompson was there with them. And when the trio got in the car, Avril was even spotted SMILING and getting a hug from Linda.

Wonder how long these two will last.

You Can Run, But You Can't Hide!

Avril Lavigne was spotted using her ~~Kim Zolciak wig~~ hair to cover her face as she left the Crown Bar last night with her ex-hubby, Deryck Whibley.

Sneaky, sneaky - but not sneaky enough!

So when will wedding #2 take place???

Beyowulf And GaGaloo On Top Of The Charts!!

We're not surprised!! These two are MACHINES!!

With their smash collaboration Telephone, our beloved GaGaloo and Beyowulfare tied together for most number one's on the Billboard Music's Pop songs chart!!

The girls tie with only Mariah Carey for six #1 tracks, and beat out Avril Lavigne, P!nk, Brit Brit and Timberpussy, all who have five!

However, special kudos must be given to Lady GaGa, who only appeared less than two years ago, and has reached the top of the chart with EVERY single she's ever put out!

UNREAL!

Congratulations, ladies!!

Avril Lavigne Hasn't Given Up Yet

Though we really wish she would!

Avril Lavigne was on The Tonight Show last night performing her single for the movie Alice in Wonderland.

Check out her performance above!

All-in-all, it was…just "eh."

Thoughts?

NBC Effs Up Olympic Coverage (Again)

Or at least the end of it!

As NBC ended the 865 hours of Winter Olympic coverage, viewers got an abrupt surprise!

At 10:29 p.m. ET, Michael Buble had finished his rendition of The Maple Leaf Forever at the closing ceremonies. The camera cut back to a wide shot of the ongoing celebration and then Bob Costas announced:

"We're back in an hour with the Closing Ceremony party from Vancouver. Nickleback and Avril Lavigne are among the acts that will be performing. But right now we take you to the premiere of Jerry Seinfeld's new series, The Marriage Ref."

WTF?!

But we shouldn't be surprised. It's not like the network is known for being sensitive
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Look Who's Back Together!!!

Sorry, Brody Jenner! You're out, ex-hubby is in!

Avril Lavigne was caught leaving the after-premiere party of Alice In Wonderland with none other than her ex-husband, Deryck Whibley. Though Avril insists the two are just friends, we think they might be working their way back to each other as lovers!

Can't fight a love like theirs!

New Avril!

Check out Lavigne's video for her song from Tim Burton's upcoming Alice in Wonderland (above).

Thoughts???

This Is Called Lowering Your Standards!

We'll let you decide who's brought theirs down to the floor!

Sources are claiming punk-rock pain-in-the-ass Avril Lavigne is dating Brody Jenner, the only member of the Kardashian family that refuses to be known as such.

An insider claims the couple have been "hooking up," but are trying their best to keep it "low-key."

Ah, shame! Got to love it!

Much happiness to you both on the next and last month of your relationship.

Avril's Alice Is A Bust!

We're not surprised! Everything she touches turns to shit!

Avril Lavigne just released Alice, the theme for Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland and it's shiteous. It was released this week and it's sitting at the meager #64 spot on the iTunes sales charts.

Ha!

Avril pAArties Hard In Vegas!

What else does she have to do?!

Now that she's single, Avril Lavigne has no problem pAArtying it up for a whopping five days in Vegas!

“All she wanted was a girls’ weekend,” said a source. “She had a strict no-boys-allowed rule. But she certainly didn't put the kibosh on liquor."

Oh shiz! She probably effed someone and didn't even know it!

The ladies spent their time at the Vdara resort at the new CityCenter, where suites can cost over $750 a night.

“She needed to let loose," the source continued. "She’d had it up to there dealing with men. She drank in her room before — and sometimes after — their nights in the clubs.”

clASSy!!!!

Avril was even throwing back cocktails at the new Cirque du Soleil show, Viva Elvis, and gave a ~~drunk~~ impromptu performance the Bank nightclub.

“They took shots of Patron when they weren’t drinking vodka,” the insider leaker. “She couldn’t have cared less about any of the men ogling her. They closed down the clubs every night they went out. They had a blast. Then for the hangovers, they hit Vdara’s spa before doing it all again."

Yikes! Next up, rehab!